~~ Would Django & Ollie Be Friends?! ~~

A question that has haunted the Portland-Virginia corridor since time immemorial

⭐ Django ⭐

Senior Pawlicy Advisor to the Beltway

View Django on Instagram

⚡VS⚡

Portland's Most Eligible Good Boy

View Ollie on Instagram

After extensive analysis by the Portland Bureau of Dog Friendship...

YES!!!

They would be BEST friends, actually

Calculating...

Both are extremely good dogs (peer reviewed)
Dodgy + feisty = they would respect each other's boundaries and then become besties
Portland has approximately 1,000 dog parks for them to circle each other suspiciously before becoming inseparable
Django's chaotic energy meets Ollie's snuggly-but-will-throw-down energy = perfect match
The initial sniff would be tense but ultimately legendary
They could start a dog influencer collab account (working title: @DjangoUnleashed_and_OllieGood)

The data is clear. The science is settled. The friendship compatibility score is through the roof.

There is only ONE thing standing between Django & Ollie and the greatest dog friendship the world has ever seen:

GEOGRAPHIC DISTANCE!!!

The solution is simple:

LIVE DEPARTURES · DCA → PDX · NO EXCUSES

Date	Airline	Departs	Arrives	Stops

Schedule based on known DCA→PDX routes · Check Google Flights for live prices · Django flies free (in spirit)

Portland has:

🌱 Trees 🌱 Dog parks 🌱 Weird coffee 🌱 Us 🌱 Rain (builds character)

Ollie is literally waiting by the door right now

🔔 FRIENDSHIP STATUS: PENDING 🔔

Awaiting Matt & Jena's arrival in Portland

🐶❤️🐶